March 2012
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February 2012
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just now at the organic market
cashier: okay your total is $10.17 do you want a bag?
me: nah i'll just shove it in mine (pointing to my purse)
cashier:
me:
cashier: did you really just end your sentence there? really?
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i’m actually really fucking tired of trying to lose weight and I just want some motherfucking chipotle sorry.
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
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there is a sexual chocolate birthday cake leftover sitting in my fridge. eek!
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